Adventures with: Louisiana Lottery

Oh, the perpetuation of stereotypes! It's glorious! Yes, we are all rednecks who live in swamps and shoot alligators! Okay, I've never watched Swamp People. I'm probably not too far off the mark in guessing that is the gist of it. Here's what you can find in our local gas stations:

Yes, this is a real lottery ticket. No, I didn't buy one because they were sold out! *sigh*