David: Who is this
Kayla: Your worst nightmare.
David: Well not much of one. So either tell me who you are or don’t bother texting back. Thanks.
Kayla: The Oogie Boogie
David: Yea bye.
Okay, so you are using a program that has changed your
number. Impressive now who are you.
Kayla: You’re no fun! :P
It’s a free app.
David: I have it now still haven’t told me who you are.
Kayla: I haven’t, have I?
David: Infuriating that’s what you are.
Kayla: Why, thank you, David!
David: Who are you
David: …who is me then
Kayla: You are David.
David: …what is your name
Kayla: You know my name.
David: Tell me anyway
Who are you?
Kayla: You already know it.
David: Tell me anyway I don’t care. Say it
David: Don’t give me that I am tired of playing.
David: Name now.
Kayla: Now already has a name.
David: What is your name.
Kayla: My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
David: Princess bride seriously you are quoting that. Please I am tired of playing
Kayla: I’ve always wanted to use that in a conversation. My heart sings with giddy joy.
David: Okay so you’ve had phone pick someone else and quit this
Fun* who are you seriously
Kayla: The name’s Bond. James Bond.
David: Fine forget it.
I then revealed my identity to David. And the reaction was:
David: I hate you.
To be honest, it's usually me that gets to say that line. Oh well.