Friday, April 15, 2011


I've been having some vascular issues (among other things) since my surgery last month. Being as my medical professional moved to Springhill, I had to find a new doctor. I gave a local doctor a test drive today, and I must say, I'm impressed.

Doctor: "I can't find your pulse."
Me: "I haven't drank any blood today."
Doctor: "But, it's daytime."
Me: "I sparkle."
Doctor: "Team Edward or Team Jacob?"
Me: "Neither, I hate both of the bastards."
Doctor & Me: "Bahahahaha!

I think we're going to work out okay.

Oh, and if you're worried about my vascular issues, I'm having an ultrasound on Monday. My left hand is numb from where the IV blew my vein while it was pumping in contrast for my CT scan during the last hospitalization. I'm also having nerve pain and my hand is significantly cooler than my other.

She also found my pulse.

I'm too mean to sparkle.

I really do hate both of those bastards. Victoria and the Volturi were the only vampires of substance in those books.

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